How Weird Are Your Professors?

Do you remember the first part of the movie “Men in Black”, where Will Smith looked at the monitor displaying aliens on Earth, showed at the woman and said:
- Unbelievable! I was sure that this woman, my teacher, was from Mars!
- Jupiter, actually, – his supervisor corrected him.
 
Didn’t you think about something like this when looking at your professor? I bet you even tried to give him typical characteristics. Most probably, they looked like this:

English Literature professor

Characteristics:

• Wears yellow trousers, a white shirt, and a blue bow-tie.
• Has an active vocabulary of 100 000 words.

Basic information:

• He regularly gets attacked by seagulls because he’s always reading.
• He uses his time machine to help Homer change the past.
• His characteristic hiss at the end of the sentence is sure to send a chill down the spine and awake any student who has risked napping a little.

People saying:

• “Bring a pillow.”
• “Instant amnesia walking into this class. I swear he breathes sleeping gas.”

Science professor

Characteristics:

• Wears a white lab coat and black gloves.
• Has a tendency to mumble.

Basic information:

• He was once attacked by an octopus.
• He worked as a technical advisor during nuclear scare.
• He was seen when sleepwalking.

People saying:

• “Houston, we have a problem. Space cadet of a teacher; isn’t quite attached to earth.”
• “Your pillow will need a pillow.”

Foreign Language professor

Characteristics:

• She wears thick eyeglasses, and has 5 golden teeth.
• She smells like a French poodle, but looks like a German fascist.

Basic information:

• She has been married (possibly divorced, certainly separated).
• She is a fan of the women’s bodybuilding finals.
• Her son calls her Monsterometer.

People saying:

• “Emotional scarring may fade away, but that big fat F on your transcript won’t.”
• “She hates you already.”

Business professor

Characteristics:

• He has a Leo Di Caprio hairdo, and Ricky Martin’s dressing style.
• He talks like Sharon Stone in The Basic Instinct movie.

Basic information:

• He is rumored to be a member of Strippers Anonymous on account of his weird dressing style and even weirder gestures.
• He usually stands facing the students in posture that was last seen in Britney Spears’ I’m a Slave 4 U video.
• He is believed to invent thongs.

People saying:

• “We live in the fear that one day he might just jump on the desk and do a Full Mounty for the class.”

• “Three of my friends got A’s in his class, and my friends are dumb.”

Math professor

Characteristics:

• He has a crazy hairdo and a black marker glued to his right hand.
• His vocabulary is weird, and he talks at the speed of sound.

Basic information:

• His last invention, the flying motorcycle, was a breakthrough in the world of hi-tech.
• He also created a radio-controlled aero plane for babies.
• He is believed to be the prototype for Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers movie.

People saying:

• “You can’t cheat in his class because no one knows the answers.”
• “Teaches well, invites questions and then insults you for 20 minutes.”

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